Posted 6 hours ago

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

Posted 6 hours ago

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

Posted 6 hours ago

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

(Source: odestayouhavemyheart)

Posted 6 hours ago

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

Posted 6 hours ago

lady-hakunamatata:

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

And they say romance is dead. 

Posted 6 hours ago

thenita:

Best line of the movie

(Source: robertdjr.com)

Posted 6 hours ago

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

Posted 6 hours ago

sixpenceee:

Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE

Posted 6 hours ago
lolhowdoiunicorn:

ultrafacts:

 Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

The sun just kinda bounces off like “oh hey it’s nighttime time to set hA nope”

lolhowdoiunicorn:

ultrafacts:

 Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

The sun just kinda bounces off like “oh hey it’s nighttime time to set hA nope”

Posted 6 hours ago